Random Thoughts & Questions

  1. When you choke a smurf, what color will it turn?
  2. Why do we dream about falling
  3. Why does pain make me feel bad
  4. Why did Jesus JUST stay in the middle east? Dude can walk on water but he only wanna meet with the people within a 30 mile radius?
  5. Why does some food taste terrible?
  6. What happens when there isn't enough land available to store all the dead people in graveyards?
  7. Are oranges orange because oranges are orange or is it the other way around?
  8. Who the fuck wanted to make math so complicated?
  9. Why do people enjoy listening to country?
  10. Can you be wise without living a hard life?
  11. What if our feet growled when we were hungry instead of our stomachs?