1. "i don't even care"
    i say this about everything and i usually care a lot
  2. "it's not a big deal"
    same as above
  3. "i didn't even study for this test"
    I guess this isn't on a daily basis but still. I usually study a lot for tests but it would be embarrassing to fail a test after admitting to studying for hours.
  4. "i definitely only had one serving"
    but one serving of chips is like 5 chips and who only has 5 chips at a time???