1. Teen Mom 2
  2. Mashed potatoes from powder
  3. Putting on the Ritz by Taco
  4. Big Macs
  5. Lifetime movies
  6. Icees, or any frozen slushy beverage that comes in a massive cup
  7. Grocery store sushi
  8. Investigation Discovery
  9. Reading Dear Abby/Miss Manners advice and etiquette columns