MY LEGIT REASONS FOR WANTING TO BE A CELEBRITY

Inspired by @supercommonname
  1. To have a platform to talk about sexual assault.
    It's an issue that I wanna talk about, and it's finally a time where people are starting to listen.
  2. To make some cash to pay down my ridiculous student loans.
    🙄
  3. So I can stunt on all the people who made fun of me in grade school.
  4. So I can get sent free beauty products.
  5. So I can rub noses with the elite, and see if they are really as cool as they look.
  6. Bottle service? Is that a perk of celebrity status? Well, I'd like that too.