MY LEGIT REASONS FOR WANTING TO BE A CELEBRITY
Inspired by @supercommonname
- •To have a platform to talk about sexual assault.It's an issue that I wanna talk about, and it's finally a time where people are starting to listen.
- •To make some cash to pay down my ridiculous student loans.🙄
- •So I can stunt on all the people who made fun of me in grade school.
- •So I can get sent free beauty products.
- •So I can rub noses with the elite, and see if they are really as cool as they look.
- •Bottle service? Is that a perk of celebrity status? Well, I'd like that too.