I guess my spirit animal is a 2001 Acura MDX?
  1. Dirtier on the inside than on the outside.
  2. Slightly damaged, but for the most part, works fine.
  3. Either super messy or pristine. There is no in between.
  4. Not super fuel efficient.
  5. Seats 8 but usually empty.
  6. Smells like dryer sheets.
  7. Every once in a while has a maintenance issue that needs to be fixed right away.
  8. Starting to show signs of wear and tear.
  9. Overall, runs pretty well when you consider she's got 130k miles.
    Or something like that.