WHAT POST GRAD LIFE HAS BEEN LIKE

As told by perpetual child Michael Scott.
  1. Me vs the world
  2. Used mostly to myself. Constant self-deprecation.
  3. Somehow, you will also believe yourself to be infallible and perfect.
  4. Puppies will make everything better almost instantly.
  5. Starting to questions everything that everyone has ever told you, but all at the same time.
    Migraines will probably accompany this phase, bc its your body physically manifesting a freak out. Your brain is basically exploding and imploding at the same time.
  6. You wish all the grown ups in your life would tell you what is going on this, but they are all like "no grow up, figure it out child".
  7. You will still party. But you will party smarter, not harder.
  8. #nocaptionneeded