THINGS THAT ARE BAD OR OF POOR QUALITY THAT I WILL DEFEND UNTIL I AM A STONE COLD CORPSE
Opinions on some of these can be used as differentiators between @meg1 and myself, where we would otherwise be mistaken as full-bodied, humor-loving twins.
- •Buncha Crunch
- •Chanel No. 5I agree that on its own it smells how Miss Havisham looks, but combined with my mother's body chemistry, it smells like a very nice rich person.
- •My grade school movie collectionIncluding, but not limited to: Jon Tucker Must Die, What Happens in Vegas, and The Ugly Truth (aka movies that in no way reflect my intelligence level or feminist views)
- •Instant mashed potatoes
- •McDonald's breakfastSee also: Taco Bell, Wendy's
- •Wendy's chili
- •Strawberry milk
- •Okedoke Cheese PopcornSee also: ambrosia
- •Coke ZeroSee also: why I will die before all of you
- •I'm sure there's more I have poor taste unless it's clothing, art, or interior decoration