THINGS THAT ARE BAD OR OF POOR QUALITY THAT I WILL DEFEND UNTIL I AM A STONE COLD CORPSE

Opinions on some of these can be used as differentiators between @meg1 and myself, where we would otherwise be mistaken as full-bodied, humor-loving twins.
  1. Buncha Crunch
  2. Chanel No. 5
    I agree that on its own it smells how Miss Havisham looks, but combined with my mother's body chemistry, it smells like a very nice rich person.
  3. My grade school movie collection
    Including, but not limited to: Jon Tucker Must Die, What Happens in Vegas, and The Ugly Truth (aka movies that in no way reflect my intelligence level or feminist views)
  4. Instant mashed potatoes
  5. Mayonnaise
  6. McDonald's breakfast
    See also: Taco Bell, Wendy's
  7. Wendy's chili
  8. Strawberry milk
  9. Okedoke Cheese Popcorn
    See also: ambrosia
  10. Coke Zero
    See also: why I will die before all of you
  11. I'm sure there's more I have poor taste unless it's clothing, art, or interior decoration