WHAT MY BROTHER SAID AND DID YESTERDAY TO MAKE HIM A RICH GREAT AUNT

It's worth mentioning that I assume anyone who shops at stores other than Forever 21 or H&M is rich
  1. "I just love these julienned vegetables"
    Julienned
  2. Shopped for slacks at Banana Republic
    Slacks
  3. "Is this like lavender?"
    Lavender
  4. "It's tough because there's three different shades of lighting in here"
    🙃
  5. "It's Plinko"
    a la The Price is Right