THANKSGIVING DINNER TABLE TOPICS 2015

  1. New and forthcoming movies, including Mockingjay Pt. 2, Star Wars, and the all-girl Ghostbusters.
  2. What is a Wiccan?
  3. My sister's weird yearly habit of cutting a slice of canned gelled cranberry sauce into eighths before eating it.
  4. Why is there so much food?
  5. Why isn't everyone eating a cornbread muffin? THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST IN THE STATE.
  6. Mike's German cousin has three kids. The middle one has long blond hair BUT ITS A BOY!
  7. Red wine + white wine does not = rose.
  8. Our dog Oliver has a new mustache that looks exactly like my sister's boyfriend's mustache. Coincidence?
  9. The carrots are from Kroger.