THANKSGIVING DINNER TABLE TOPICS 2015
- •New and forthcoming movies, including Mockingjay Pt. 2, Star Wars, and the all-girl Ghostbusters.
- •What is a Wiccan?
- •My sister's weird yearly habit of cutting a slice of canned gelled cranberry sauce into eighths before eating it.
- •Why is there so much food?
- •Why isn't everyone eating a cornbread muffin? THEY ARE LITERALLY THE BEST IN THE STATE.
- •Mike's German cousin has three kids. The middle one has long blond hair BUT ITS A BOY!
- •Red wine + white wine does not = rose.
- •Our dog Oliver has a new mustache that looks exactly like my sister's boyfriend's mustache. Coincidence?
- •The carrots are from Kroger.