BASIC THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING IN WHOLEFOODS LINE, UNION SQ, NY

Many minutes, for many basic activities
  1. Flip through one of the 12 yoga-based magazines
    Because consumer choice
  2. Consider impulse buying organic peanut butter cups
    Because beat it, Reese
  3. Eavesdrop on other basic women
    Because Brad said he'd show up last night and he literally didn't
  4. Stretch calves
    Because leg health, idiots!