THINGS SPOTTED IN CAMBRIDGE, MA THIS WEEKEND

  1. 3 x independent record shops that appear to be re-diverting 100% of their profits to Bernie Sanders
  2. 1 x Asian-fusion restaurant, bearing only marginal resemblance to Asia, starring such culinary delights as "sushi pizza" and "French fries" (the latter being neither Asian nor Fusion)
  3. 1 x Cambridge-Staple Leah Grace Welcome pretending to be a marionette puppet after 17 x Sunday-mimosas