WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. A fairy
  2. A paper cutter
    Not a real job
  3. An artist
    I have no talent
  4. The prime minister
    Even though I knew then I would hate it
  5. A costume designer
    Again no talent but I can sew and thought that would be enough
  6. A forensic scientist
    Too much CSI / silent witness
  7. A biologist
    Turns out I'm no good at science and I don't enjoy it
  8. A historian
    Maybe I still want to do this, I don't know? I am a history undergrad so that's good at least