THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET

  1. 1.
    Definitely need to go to target to get some organizational things!
  2. 2.
    Wow. I always forget target is super busy on Saturday mornings. I hate target.
  3. 3.
    Oh! The dollar spot!! I love target.
  4. 4.
    Wow. I spent a lot of money. Oh well, these new fancy hanging drawers will vastly improve my quality of life.
  5. 5.
    Okay! Here we go! Everything out!! Nothing comes back in this closet unless it's an absolute necessity.
  6. 6.
    Aww high school tshirts. Can't possibly part with those gems. #sfhscheer4eva
  7. 7.
    Why do I have so many scarfs? Do I even wear scarfs? Do I have a subconscious neck complex?
  8. 8.
    I have about 10,000 bras. I only wear like 4: "Old faithful", "sports bra that has never actually participated in sport", "pretend I have boobs push up",and "laundry day".
  9. 9.
    Note to self: find out how much a laundry service would cost
  10. 10.
    Hangers are so stupid. Everything should be in drawers.
  11. 11.
    What's the acceptable number of black leggings?
  12. 12.
    Wow. Goodwill is going to love my donation. I bet they'll be impressed with my sense of style and generosity.
  13. 13.
    Omg. What if the people at goodwill laugh at my clothes? I'll just have to tell them I'm donating costumes from a local theater just to be safe.
  14. 14.
    I'm exhausted. I should take a nap.
  15. 15.
    Fuck. My bed is still covered in clothes.
  16. 16.
    Ugh. I can't go on. Oh well, it's half organized. Good enough.