NOTES FROM THE THANKSGIVING DINNER TABLE

Welcome to my world.
  1. It's not a lifestyle, it's a way of living.
  2. You know how I feel about short people.
  3. It was like that--that and milk.
  4. It takes a ho to know a ho.
  5. To be fair, a lot of bowel cancers are survivable.
  6. I bet you think this pie is about you.