OVERHEARD AT THE OFFICE, 11/10/15

Genius at work, all day, every day.
  1. Who's responsible for this?
  2. I'm talking to a bear.
  3. Touch my shoulder.
  4. Sometimes I stand here after I've ordered and admire what I've done.
  5. Are you trying to multitask? Do you know how many people are actually able to multitask? Only 2.5%.
  6. I don’t mind rain when I’m not in it.
  7. Where did this button go? What the fuck?!
  8. We’re changing you.
  9. It just sounds different. And stupider.
  10. So… ya.
  11. Oh… that sucks. Beyond belief.
  12. It’ll be better for both of you if I go.