OVERHEARD AT THE OFFICE, 11/10/15
Genius at work, all day, every day.
- •Who's responsible for this?
- •I'm talking to a bear.
- •Touch my shoulder.
- •Sometimes I stand here after I've ordered and admire what I've done.
- •Are you trying to multitask? Do you know how many people are actually able to multitask? Only 2.5%.
- •I don’t mind rain when I’m not in it.
- •Where did this button go? What the fuck?!
- •We’re changing you.
- •It just sounds different. And stupider.
- •So… ya.
- •Oh… that sucks. Beyond belief.
- •It’ll be better for both of you if I go.