Getting better all the time.
  1. I'm a soldier in the War of Christmas.
  2. What is a slut salad?
  3. NOW it's a thing.
  4. I make things unnecessarily inappropriate.
  5. Of course she's wearing a kale sweatshirt.
  6. I don't know how to fit it in my mouth.
  7. I don't know what this is, but I'm going to eat a piece and pass it down.
  8. I'm old and embarrass myself often.
  9. Take out the porn, keep the Cosby.
  10. This is the problem with offering people options.
  11. There is no good "Jesus."
  12. No offense, but why does she like you that much?