OVERHEARD AT THE OFFICE, 11/11/15
Getting better all the time.
- •I'm a soldier in the War of Christmas.
- •What is a slut salad?
- •NOW it's a thing.
- •I make things unnecessarily inappropriate.
- •Of course she's wearing a kale sweatshirt.
- •I don't know how to fit it in my mouth.
- •I don't know what this is, but I'm going to eat a piece and pass it down.
- •I'm old and embarrass myself often.
- •Take out the porn, keep the Cosby.
- •This is the problem with offering people options.
- •There is no good "Jesus."
- •No offense, but why does she like you that much?