A bit of light in the midst of much darkness.
  1. What are you supposed to do with it?
  2. The tip is not the hot part.
  3. She was lurking.
  4. They hate their jobs more than they hate us.
  5. This juice tastes weird.
  6. I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I think I'm with Matt on this one. You guys are freaks.
  7. Not for you. Keep it moving.
  8. I always use it too soon.
  9. #corpshit
  10. You don't need to know what's going on any more.
  11. Your phone rang, and we were concerned for you.
  12. Please let me get this for free.
  13. Shade is my middle name.
  14. Why don’t you listen to my words?
  15. I’m having a moment of paranoia.
  16. I decided to bring 1974 to work today.
  17. What I’m saying here is, as usual, I have been bested by technology.
  18. Should we… talk?
  19. Oh wait, I haven’t been outside AGAIN today.
  20. I eat meat. I TOTALLY eat meat. Now I eat all of the meats.