OVERHEARD AT THE OFFICE, 12/15/15

  1. Gretchen is a Christian illiterate.
  2. He is full of thoughts.
  3. She was the shadiest bitch in the whole thing.
  4. Those toast like a champion.
  5. It's never a surprise that I haven't been invited; I'm an afterthought.
  6. Because HBO told me to.
  7. He's, like, floating on a leaf, defying gravity.
  8. Dangerous Karate by Cereda. It's my new cologne.
  9. There's a lot of weird shit in here.
  10. Can we talk about how great it is that we have napkins now?
  11. He's a fun weirdo.
  12. I have a couple of things to say to you...I'll be right back.