OVERHEARD AT WORK, 11/16/15

We're down a few people, but we're doing our best.
  1. Hold that up. I want to Snapchat it.
  2. Thank you for your wisdoms.
  3. POTUS said pop off. It was tight.
  4. It's really stressful being me.
  5. Do you want some cookies?
  6. Why is everything so slow and fucked up?
  7. I feel like I rubbed Altoids on my skin.