1. There was a coffee mishap today.
  2. Chivalry is in a coma.
  3. You can't put chocolate sauce on your sneakers.
  4. My stomach loves fear.
  5. I don't have time, I'm too busy not commenting on Younger.
  6. Your grey one? Oh yeah, I've noticed that before.
  7. She's trends, I'm insights.
  8. Who wants delicious treats?
  9. Have we been on fire today?
  10. I'd rather be co-dependent, though. It's what I'm used to.
  11. I have an on again, off again relationship with chicken.
  12. Did you mean it about humans?
  13. You are the evidence.
  14. This guy might be a cool, likeable guy, but does he make pizza? No. Your time is precious.
  15. You should be fine. It's dark at the Bowery Hotel.
  16. He should be seeing other people...who are therapists.