OVERHEARD AT WORK, 11/19/15

  1. Hold on a second. I'm going to send an email after I edit out my more asinine quotes.
  2. Are all fire fighters strong?
  3. I'm losing it.
  4. My manhood is a work in progress.
  5. Just let it marinate.
  6. This is some classic Master of the Universe shit that's basically untrue.
  7. She's an advanced being. She operates on a different level.
  8. I'm a juice sommelier--what do you want?
  9. Whoa. What the fuck is this thing? Why is it moving?