OVERHEARD AT WORK, 11/19/15
- •Hold on a second. I'm going to send an email after I edit out my more asinine quotes.
- •Are all fire fighters strong?
- •I'm losing it.
- •My manhood is a work in progress.
- •Just let it marinate.
- •This is some classic Master of the Universe shit that's basically untrue.
- •She's an advanced being. She operates on a different level.
- •I'm a juice sommelier--what do you want?
- •Whoa. What the fuck is this thing? Why is it moving?