OVERHEARD AT WORK, 11/24/15

  1. I have this radiant glow because I am proximate to you.
  2. It's stupid and rude.
  3. Basically we talk shit about each other to each other.
  4. I fucking love my minivan.
  5. Are you guys, like, lotion friends?
  6. I'm never writing emails on my own again.
  7. You're number one.
  8. I'm lawless.
  9. I appreciate you.
  10. I wouldn't hug Joel. I don't think that makes me a sociopath.