OVERHEARD AT WORK, 12/2/15

  1. That's an ominous chord.
  2. I'm taking a poll.
  3. There is actual dialogue that doesn't rhyme, which is a good thing.
  4. We went through this yesterday.
  5. When I got here this morning, I was ready to kill people.
  6. I like it too, but I think it's definitely from your homeland.
  7. Now I forgot what I wanted. Thanks a lot.
  8. You don't have to make everything so awkward.
  9. It was a no-potle day instead of a c-potle day.
  10. Fuck yeah, white sauce hot sauce!
  11. My desk situation right now is fucking chaotic.
  12. It's not an all caps level conversation.
  13. I don't really know how to answer that.
  14. Kailah is like a desk terrorist. Come look at her work.
  15. I know you're being shady somehow.
  16. Is she the one who always wears the blanket?
  17. Even then, it's kind of like a slap in the face.
  18. There's something in his brain so that he doesn't understand.
  19. We are different...interesting slogan.
  20. I manage shit like it's my job.
  21. They saw the eggs in a pool on a highway.
  22. Do we have any good snacks left?
  23. When space bends enough to break, that's a black hole, and time stops.
  24. I did, but I gave up.
  25. Everyone's really, like, sucking air this week.
  26. It's wildly un-fun.