OVERHEARD IN THE OFFICE, 11/12/15

Outdoing ourselves, one day at a time.
  1. I like lies.
  2. That needs to go on a list.
  3. There's no porn involved.
  4. Bloomingdales apologizes for maybe encouraging you to date rape your friend.
  5. On a philosophical level, I'm not for pants.
  6. On our oyster tour of Charleston, we learned the difference between a graveyard and a cemetery.
  7. Shush. I'm concentrating.
  8. File that under useless tasks.
  9. Can I ask a question about one of your questions?
  10. This is the most exciting creative time to be working in the three decades that I’ve been involved with Viacom.
  11. Your internet is showing.
  12. When I can’t remember your name, just bear with me. When I can’t remember my own, send me to the boneyard.
  13. Alright, bitches – this shit is as caught up as it can be.
  14. Is it in your here box or your there box?
  15. I feel like I'm going to die.
  16. Jeff Lucas is my homeboy.