THINGS COLLEAGUES HAVE SAID TO ME TODAY

  1. If I weren't pretty confident about that, I would be more worried.
  2. I'm looking at some shit to learn about it, and now I'm sending it to you.
  3. It takes a lot of thinking.
  4. I was told that I needed to seem like I was more interested.
  5. It has an ice tingle.
  6. I also think I have sneakers that match the koala.
  7. This deck has micro aggressions in it.