1. Aside from the fact that that's impossible.
  2. Not everything's about you, Kate.
  3. Is it really small?
  4. So your enthusiasm is conditional?
  5. We need to Boogie Nights some shit. Go kung-fu on the motherfucker.
  6. Shots make me feel even weaker than I do normally.
  7. I enjoy watching your emotional state crash and burn.
  8. It's a mermaid skeleton.
  9. Opinions for sale.
  10. I'm outraged.
  11. You're asking a lot of complex questions right now.
  12. I'm at work, and I'm going to go take my pants off.
  13. Show us your Joey.