1. It was on the edge of disgusting, which is how I like it.
  2. It was incredibly loud, and filled with obnoxious people.
  3. Just so you know, I'm going to erase your memory of a bunch of things.
  4. That's Magic Johnson...oh no, wait, that's Larry Bird.
  5. He's entered the world of cute.
  6. Did I take that there? I did.
  7. I'm a mental person, though, and if you read them, you'd think I was psycho.
  8. Do you want to smell some of these essential oils?
  9. What you just said sounds like the worst thing ever.
  10. I have no problem sleeping my way to the middle.
  11. We're TV adjacent.
  12. Don't do that anymore.
  13. You're going to need to have a security guard if you're going to have people and liquor in the same place after 5:30pm.
  14. What just happened?