1. People care about caraway seeds now?
  2. Go ahead, torture me now. Get it over with.
  3. I'm just standing here ignoring you.
  4. It's the tragedy of the common professional.
  5. It looks likes a suppository.
  6. I love gross, weird stuff.
  7. Please don't mention it.
  8. I wish I cared about that more right now.
  9. I need a handful of potato chips to face the world right now.