THINGS SAID IN THE OFFICE TODAY, 11/3/15
- •People care about caraway seeds now?
- •Go ahead, torture me now. Get it over with.
- •I'm just standing here ignoring you.
- •It's the tragedy of the common professional.
- •It looks likes a suppository.
- •I love gross, weird stuff.
- •Please don't mention it.
- •I wish I cared about that more right now.
- •I need a handful of potato chips to face the world right now.