Celebrity Break Ups That Have Crushed Me in No Particular Order

  1. Martha Plimpton and River Phoenix
  2. Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder
    Forever.
  3. Usher and Chili
    Kind of worth it because we got the song "Confessions" out of it but still
  4. Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson
  5. Erykah Badu and Andre 3000
  6. Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
    Sigh.
  7. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson
  8. Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morrisette
    This is a deep cut
  9. Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst
  10. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
  11. Heidi Klum and Seal
  12. Taylor Swift and Connor Kennedy