10 SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED

Inspired by @alygross
  1. 1.
    My favorite tinder message I've ever gotten. What croquet match? Where? Why was it assumed that I was coming?
  2. 2.
    My friend Ted likes memes. I hate him.
  3. 3.
    This tweet makes me laugh unbelievably hard every time I see it
  4. 4.
    These things happen to me sometimes. Sometimes people I accidentally send memes to never talk to me again :-)
  5. 5.
    My parents are the worst!!
  6. 6.
    My ex-AP math teacher used to snapchat my best friend????
    I feel like this is illegal but
  7. 7.
    My favorite text I've ever gotten from my dad (about my mom in case that wasn't clear)
  8. 8.
    One time I accidentally sent out a notification to all of my fb friends that I was having a baby!! Shit happens!
    My mom was not too happy about this one.
  9. 9.
    I beat her in a Fitbit step challenge
  10. 10.
    I know this list says I'll explain these screenshots, but sometimes you just can't explain these things!