NOTES ON MY IPHONE
- •One time my friends and I had a bunch of navy guys over (they were in their uniforms) and one of the boys who lived in our hallway came in high af and said this gem.
- •If you know me, you know my penchant for god awful puns.The best part about this note is that it was written at 6:53 am.
- •I really like Much Ado About Nothing and am planning on writing a modern adaptation. This is as far as I've gotten!
- •My version of the famous line from the last Harry Potter book.I must think I'm really funny or something.
- •Actually proud of this idea. AT&T hmu!!!
- •Another Harry Potter reference. This is something I saved in order to tweet it because I've apparently never heard of tweet drafts!
- •I was in my dads office waiting for an eye exam and I overheard one of his front desk workers making this call.