THINGS MY ROOMMATE HAS SAID DURING HER BREAKUP THAT MAKES ME THINK SHE LIVES IN A ROM-COM WORLD

Normally I wouldn't post something like this, but after being kicked out of my room for hours on end so she could have heart to hearts with all of her various friends, I'm a little peeved
  1. "Like... I just miss laughing, you know?"
    To her best friend the day before the breakup
  2. "I don't want to be just another number to him!!!"
  3. "I just drank to forget him, you feel"
    After she got drunk for the first time and cried over a loaf of bread on the bedroom floor
  4. "I thought I could change him"
    From wanting to have sex to her belief of waiting until marriage
  5. "I thought he was special"
  6. "I REJECTED THE HOOK UP CULTURE"
    Not having sex with your boyfriend isn't rejecting hook up culture...
  7. "HE'S GOING TO MISS ME!!!! I JUST WANT HIM TO FEEL THE WAY I FEEL NOW"