5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

It was hard to find five photos in which I'm sober enough or clothed enough to post publicly
  1. Because I love jeeps!
  2. Because I was horrified the entire trip to the insectarium
    Butterflies are still bugs and therefore worthy of being feared, also a small child yelled at me for running inside.
  3. Because Chase and Jason have that love connection
    A similar photo of me posing with my historical occupation hero, Nick Cage, has since been captured.
  4. Because oak trees and my niece are seriously the most perfect combination of amazing
    And I have always been an exceptional tree climber.
  5. And lastly, this whole fish I ate at bacchanal because that place and that fish are heavenly
    And who doesn't love wine, all the wine.