10 REASONS WHY SONYA IS GREAT
My best friend is named Sonya. Here's why she's great (requested by @sonyaellis)
- 1.She likes the same food as meWe like to eat at the same restaurants . We eat a lot of wings. And cheese on bread. When my parents went away once we got a Pizza Hut box deal. Our friendship is 50 per cent based on food.
- 2.We like the same showsWe have a lot of television in common. We watch Shonda Thursday's. And Gilmore girls on Netflix. We usually respect each other's recommendations but I haven't gotten around to watching Archer yet.
- 3.She's weirdI read once that you find something funny if it's out of context, unexpected or you find the person attractive. Sonya's super weird so a lot of what she says is funny. Because you wouldn't expect it. And I find her attractive .
- 4.She's chillDon't get me wrong I like to party and so does Sonya from time to time. But she's pretty chill usually. No drama , not getting super f*cked up, just chillin. You'll find her at parties playing an odd prank or talking to Maryann. Another chiller
- 5.She's always game for lunchThis could have been included in the food bullet but lunch is different. Sure it centres around food but it's also a social call. Supper is for family or significant others. Lunch is for pals.
- 6.She's socially awkwardShe finds social situations (like overly friendly retail assistants or fast food employees) uncomfortable, just like me. We can avoid strangers together
- 7.She's got a cool famHer mom is kind to me. Her sister is my pal. Her step dad talks to me about cats. Her cousin bullies me.
- 8.We do couples costumesWe do a couples costume every Halloween despite her being in a couple with another person. It's an overall metaphor for how I am at least of equal importance to her boyfriend.
- 9.She's friends with my sibsWe all went to Florida together . It was fun. We're pals. My brother is a tall giant man and Sonya is a tiny woodland creature. It's a funny combo. One time Sonya kicked a picture off the wall and pretended she didn't. It's my brothers favourite story.
- 10.We have secret special friendship dayOur other friends are okay but our secret days of celebration are fun and cute and also secret