What My Senior Quote Brainstorming List Would've Looked Like if I Was Asked

Fuck my high school's yearbook club/class/cult.
  1. "The roof is not my son, but I will raise it."
    The obvious winner.
  2. "My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me."
  3. "There's no bunk beds in caskets."
  4. "Ain't Denzel but I know I'm a star."
  5. "Goku is not the best DBZ character. If anything he is very bad and should feel bad."
  6. "Bury me sideways so everyone can see my fade."
  7. "None of you are free from sin."
  8. "Still just a rat in a cage."
  9. "Your deck is just as weak and feeble as your grandfather."