Hate this about myself & I'm working on it. Promise.
  1. Breakfast
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    I have to eat breakfast. No exceptions.
  2. I can't find the songs I want to listen to on Pandora.
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    Doing your makeup without the proper tunes is nearly impossible.
  3. My winged eyeliner is uneven.
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    Or eyeshadow. Or God forbid, both.
  4. Coughing or sneezing while my mascara is wet.
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    This is disastrous, believe me.
  5. Forgot I was almost out of gas.
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    This one really gets me. Whyyyyy am I like this?
  6. I took a wrong turn & now I'm lost.
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    When I'm especially frazzled this is more likely to happen.
  7. I have a 3 year old & a 3 month old.
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    Unless they're sleeping, they need me.
  8. Mostly, I'm in denial about how time works.
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