Reasons I'm always late.

Hate this about myself & I'm working on it. Promise.
  1. Breakfast
    I have to eat breakfast. No exceptions.
  2. I can't find the songs I want to listen to on Pandora.
    Doing your makeup without the proper tunes is nearly impossible.
  3. My winged eyeliner is uneven.
    Or eyeshadow. Or God forbid, both.
  4. Coughing or sneezing while my mascara is wet.
    This is disastrous, believe me.
  5. Forgot I was almost out of gas.
    This one really gets me. Whyyyyy am I like this?
  6. I took a wrong turn & now I'm lost.
    When I'm especially frazzled this is more likely to happen.
  7. I have a 3 year old & a 3 month old.
    Unless they're sleeping, they need me.
  8. Mostly, I'm in denial about how time works.