Reasons I SHOULD and should NOT eat this sushi
We all have those defining moments in life where we're forced to make tough decisions.
- •I should eat this because I'm hungry & craved it all day.
- •I should NOT eat this because, hello! It's raw fish & it's GREY!Diarrhea is not a joke.
- •I should eat this because I took the time to Google a restaurant & peruse over the menu in an attempt to make an informed decision concerning my meal.
- •I should eat this because, I was forced to speak with a LIVE human on the phone, I had to WALK IN the restaurant & give my money to a girl who doesn't remember 9/11 & has never known a man.In the biblical sense
- •I should NOT eat this because I've never seen sushi that color.But what do I know? I'm no chef.
- •I should eat this because the other side looks perfectly normal.If there's one thing I've learned about adulthood, it's when you have a problem, don't think about it & it will go away.
- •Thank you fate. You're a real gem. Or bitch? I'm not sure.Glad that's over. I almost had to make a decision.