THINGS I HAVE DONE THAT AREN'T MY FOREIGN POLICY PAPER

I've got about six hours to crank out ten pages...
  1. Organised my emails
  2. A Lush face mask
  3. Polishing my glasses
  4. Polishing my MacBook screen
  5. Renaming my bookmark folders
  6. Reopening bookmarks because I forgot what they were
  7. Rereading said bookmarks
  8. Made beans on toast
  9. Brewed three kettles of tea
  10. Peed excessively due to three kettles of tea
  11. Scrolled through photos of Daniel Craig as James Bond
  12. Re-polished glasses
  13. Tried a new braided hair style
  14. Some yoga
  15. This list