How to Make Studying for Finals Insta-Worthy

This is the only skill that I have.
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    Find a local coffee shop.
    cc: Green Engine Coffee Co in Haverford, PA
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    Buy an overpriced coffee (or tea).
    Insta costs πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ
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    Try out every table in the cafe.
    Do not use this table, you can't do work there.
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    Annoy all the people actually doing work.
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    Start to feel self conscious and actually sit somewhere.
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    Update snapchat so people *know* that you're working and that you're too fancy for campus.
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    Take a photo.
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    Take *too many* more photos.
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    VSCO that shit.
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    Realize you've been in the coffee shop for forty five minutes and not done any work.
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    Ignore that little voice in the back of your head telling you that you should do your work.
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    Sip your tea/coffee (now cold).
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    Realize there's something about the photo that you don't like that can't be fixed with editing.
    It's the car and also the angle
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    Retake the photo.
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    Retake *too many* more photos.
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    More snapchat.
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    Kick yourself for drinking your tea/coffee.
    Friends those lines are why you can't drink your coffee.
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    VSCO that shit pt. 2
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    Realize your tea/coffee is now unsavageable β€” too cold.
    Either get something else or use your now cold drink.
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    Understand that it's past *prime* insta time, and debate whether you should still post a photo.
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    But at least your Finals was insta-worthy.
    Except for the damn car, this probably would not have actually ended up on Instagram.
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    It's been over an hour and a half and your computer screen is dark. Realize that you've done no work.
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    Angles people:
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    Note: this is why I'm not allowed insta anymore...
    Don't be like me.