Screenshotted NYT Push Notifications & My Immediate Thought

Inspired by @Nicholas
  1. wow, pence is the only vice president ever to have actual responsibilities (in that despite a republican controlled house and senate and white house nothing will ever get passed)
  2. anything 🙄 for 🙄 reelection 🙄
  3. fuck.
  4. Where are the adults? 🤷🏻‍♀️
  5. Can someone get him a kit kat or something?