1. The Los Angeles theatre orphans watched Groundhog Day and ordered Thai food
  2. I played with two dogs
  4. My 20 year old cousin is five months pregnant
  5. "I broke my wrist playing soccer. Well, I was tying my shoe because I didn't want to play. And someone accidentally kicked the ball at my face so I had to block it with my hand."
  6. "I don't like stuffing. I hate when bread is soggy. And stuffing is just soggy bread."
  7. We're back home at dinner number three and we're all one White Russians into the night
  8. And watching Everybody Loves Raymond
  9. And yelling about the broken glass on the floor