Thoughts during STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE

I'm watching Star Wars for the first time and I'm eating Star Wars branded Cheez-It's because it's 2015
  1. Is Earth a thing
  2. There's a scene in Toy Story where Sid yells WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FRIENDS NOW? Is that in reference to this
  3. Stormtroopers are way too physically comical
  4. [RE: JAWAS] oh no I don't like these at all
  5. Ben? HIS NAME IS JUST BEN?
  6. Luke is way too whiny of a teenager
  7. Luke is the nerd in The Breakfast Club
  8. Oh the Death Star is so cute
  9. Was Mark Hamill considered a hot guy in this
  10. HAN YOU LOVE HER GO AWAY
  11. STORMTROOPERS ARE USELESS
  12. Oh this is just like Star Tours
  13. I love Star Tours