Updated skills on my resume

  1. Recite the He-Man Wuman Haters Club oath
  2. Feeding cats
  3. Eating pizza
  4. Has known all the words to Prince's "Kiss" since age ten
  5. Apologizing
  6. Looking stressed
  7. Making toast
  8. Organizing your bookshelf
  9. Not going on real dates
  10. Hanging out and figuring out if it was a date