I have been tasked with planning Lorna's funeral. She is not sick or dying or dead, but it's good to be prepared.
- •Deep-fried Kraft Dinner ballsThese will be the cornerstone of the menu.
- •Peanut butter sandwichesSmooth peanut butter, squishy white bread.
- •Bobby McGeeTo be played during the funeral recessional.
- •Weekend at Bernie'sIn the days before the funeral we will "weekend at Bernie's" with Lorna's body. Of course we will film this and have our movie playing at the funeral.
- •LocketsShe will be cremated and the ashes will be put in lockets for her loved ones to wear and treasure.