LORNA'S FUNERAL

I have been tasked with planning Lorna's funeral. She is not sick or dying or dead, but it's good to be prepared.
  1. Deep-fried Kraft Dinner balls
    These will be the cornerstone of the menu.
  2. Peanut butter sandwiches
    Smooth peanut butter, squishy white bread.
  3. Bobby McGee
    To be played during the funeral recessional.
  4. Weekend at Bernie's
    In the days before the funeral we will "weekend at Bernie's" with Lorna's body. Of course we will film this and have our movie playing at the funeral.
  5. Lockets
    She will be cremated and the ashes will be put in lockets for her loved ones to wear and treasure.