1. Hellow!
    Are you unnecessarily adding characters to 'Hello' or typo-ing 'yellow'? Why are you saying 'yellow'?
  2. Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the day
    You need a question mark. And no.
  3. Hey 😂
    Not funny.
  4. You look like trouble 😉
    I knew what you were getting at with the copy. The emoji was too much.
  5. Hi you are beautiful and i would love to take you out for a nice meal, or few drinks or both I live near primrose hill and work near charring cross
  6. Do you want a one night stand?
    It's 8:46am