How I wish I could say that my tastes have evolved.
  1. Vanilla flavored Jell-O pudding cups
    The sad foil to chocolate Jell-O pudding cups. Still vastly superior to actual Jell-O.
  2. Chalk
    Jumbo sidewalk chalk only.
  3. Paper
    Acceptable for speedy destruction of written evidence. Unacceptable as a vodka chaser.