Things I've Already Accomplished Before I Get Out Of My Bed In The Morning

Not even brushed my teeth yet.
  1. Panic about my life
  2. Checked my Instagram
  3. Checked my Twitter
  4. Checked the rest of my social media
    You know what I'm talking about.
  5. Saw which charity the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had been spending their time at
    Via social media, not a phone call with them.
  6. Panic about my life
  7. Replied text messages
  8. Read my emails
  9. Planned my day
  10. Bought something online
  11. Panic about my life
    Have I already mentioned that..??
  12. Created a list
    Now I can get off the bed and start my day.