THINGS I WOULD HAVE TO HIDE FROM MY MOM
Because otherwise I'd get an earful from her.
- •TattoosNot that I would get one. But she also strongly believes that people with henna tattoos look like convicts.
- •Alcohol/alcohol breathWith the exception of wine, champagne, and a frozen margarita.
- •Identities of guys I have dated/am currently dating
- •Tan lines"Not in a million years is my daughter going to get dark!"