Chapter Titles for My Autobiography

  1. Embarrassing moment #3,659
  2. The pie shake that changed my life
    It's when you blend a slice of pie into your milk shake and it's amazing
  3. Letting a friend have the last slice of pizza
    True friendship in a world of delicious Italian food.
  4. Eating my way through Europe
  5. This is my jam
    It's about actual strawberry jam
  6. I should have finished that lo mein
  7. Things I've pretended to have never said when no one heard me the first time
  8. Donut try at home: kitchen disasters
    Literally broke my candy thermometer trying to make donuts. This could be a long chapter.
  9. Arguments I later won in my head while showering
    Is it inappropriate to text a comeback after 5 hours?