Chapter Titles for My Autobiography
- •Embarrassing moment #3,659
- •The pie shake that changed my lifeIt's when you blend a slice of pie into your milk shake and it's amazing
- •Letting a friend have the last slice of pizzaTrue friendship in a world of delicious Italian food.
- •Eating my way through Europe
- •This is my jamIt's about actual strawberry jam
- •I should have finished that lo mein
- •Things I've pretended to have never said when no one heard me the first time
- •Donut try at home: kitchen disastersLiterally broke my candy thermometer trying to make donuts. This could be a long chapter.
- •Arguments I later won in my head while showeringIs it inappropriate to text a comeback after 5 hours?