Things That Are Weirdly Gratifying

  1. Being the first to work.
    Ah judge free time to be on social media
  2. When you catch a spelling error in a book
    it's like a literary where's Waldo
  3. When you can open a jar of pickles by yourself
    Mainly from the relief of not revealing your random cravings to others
  4. Sliding on hardwood floors in socks
  5. Seeing your favorite clothing items again after finally doing laundry
    And now therefore able to wear them again.
  6. Laying in a freshly made bed